Not a fan of this….

1 08 2011

As I was walking home yesterday, I peeked into a nearby trash can and was greeted by this little nugget of horror. I was shaken. I literally sprinted 20 yards before realizing I hadn’t taken a picture so I awkwardly slunk back to the crime scene. I have questions. Like, why would you throw away a plastic baby in a trash can on the sidewalk? I would think the preferred method of disposal would be one’s personal garbage. I doubt someone walked all the way into the middle of a huge metro parking lot just to toss a plastic baby. Which means the owner must have been traveling with it, became angered and threw it into the trash. Which brings me to my next question; why not try to conceal the baby just a bit so people like myself don’t defficate in their pants when they see it? It almost appears as though the person postioned the plastic baby on it’s back to purposely look creepy.

Regardless, the person who did this is either completely psycho or completely awesome. If this was a prank….than well played. If this wasn’t a prank, may God have mercy on your soul.




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1 08 2011
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